I need something MAD! Something crazy. Something topsy-turvy. No, I am not gonna color my hair like this but I want something to happen with my manuscripts so badly right now!
Do you think it is possible to rent someone looking really odd, yet wickedly cool, and to just have that person parade through the Publishers office with a HUGE sign saying:
"WRITERS HAVE A TIME LIMIT BEFORE THEY GO MAD. ACT NOW TO SAVE THEM! BEFORE IT´S TOO LATE!"